Dear Internet,
Things have been busy. Juggling is not my forte and my brain has been zapped into a jiggly bit of congealed salad. I'm just keeping my eyes on June 1st. Oh June 1st when I cut back my hours at work and start grad school.
GRAD SCHOOL INTERNET!!!
In lieu of that quickly approaching deadline I've been tidying up the Doll House. I've gotten her in tip top shape and only have a few lose ends to tie up which I hope to do this weekend. Then I've scheduled a much needed mini-vacation.
Which all this is very boring to you I know but gosh what am I supposed to blog about? Can't think. And I was sick of that lamp being at the top of the page.
Oh I know. Last weekend on two separate occasions I was told to have a good Mother's Day. HAVE A GOOD MOTHER'S DAY INTERNET! I'm not married. I have no children. Hell, I don't even have a mother. And those people in Lowe's and Target are all, Have a good Mother's Day.
It made me down right hostile. I wanted to say does it look like I'm a mother but I was afraid they'd pause and sort of stare at my belly.
So I just glared and half opened my mouth and raised my eyebrows. I'm sure I looked perfectly ridiculous. But you just don't go and say, Have a good Mother's Day unless you know the person is in fact a MOTHER!
Now wasn't that worth your time?
Ok. Let's see.
Oh how about checking out The Awkward Stage specifically their song, I Hurt the Ones That Love Me. I know you people all have iTunes so don't get all testy about the not linking.
And eat some bacon. Bacon always helps. Did I tell you I was once a vegetarian? Yeah, not so much since I found meat candy. I mean is there anything wrong with bacon? I think it's perfect.
That's really all I have for you. Check back soon.
-The Paper Doll has her head on her desk and is drooling
OMG. this is exactly why i didn't go to target or walmart on sunday--they always try and give me a flower. I am single, childless--it's so embarassing when the 16 year olds wish me happy mother's day. gag. it's nice knowing other people get it too!
Posted by: Lindsey | May 14, 2009 at 06:49 PM
Where are you? I miss your posts!
Posted by: Lindsey | June 04, 2009 at 07:29 PM
I know!! Where are you??? Please write again!
Posted by: kerilyn | July 03, 2009 at 02:11 PM
Okay, i am going to continue to check over here until i see something! :) hope you are doing well!
Posted by: Lindsey | July 23, 2009 at 06:33 PM
I miss your posts, too! Hope everything is ok... :(
Posted by: antiplath | July 28, 2009 at 06:26 PM